So far I’ve kept quiet about all the new tax and HMO minimum requirement legislations our “Dear Leaders” are proposing to throw at landlords over the next few years – I suppose if I didn’t give it any attention, they’d see sense, it would all go away and I wouldn’t look like an idiot for commenting.
It clearly isn’t going away so I’m now going to voice my opinions in a vague attempt to stick up for myself and other landlords who have contacted me for advice over the last few months.
What next for housing benefit tenants, sorry, local housing allowance, no that’s not it, universal credit recipients?
I genuinely don’t mind how a tenant is funded providing Continue reading
Now, I’m not all that great with technology – my website needs updating, my social media presence is non existent and Facebook flabbergasts me. However, I have just discovered a fantastic link to complete eviction forms which I believe must have been developed just for me.
Ten years’ ago I unknowingly evicted a tenant illegally which brought forth the wrath of the council, their solicitors, Citizens Advice and some bloke working for a homeless charity who threatened in no uncertain terms to “sort me out”. It wasn’t a great experience especially as the tenant was found half dead and naked, I’d had to give him the kiss of life which turned out to be more of a peck of derision, AND visited him in hospital with grapes.
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But they liked John – a lot. John has been a faithful, landlord-fearing, regular paying tenant for 10 years. He keeps himself to himself and, whilst I’ve been aware of his limitations we keep pretty much out of each other’s way. He fills his time collecting supermarket trolleys, putting out the bins and filling the garden with scary looking 3ft high gnomes. His other activities raise a few eyebrows but nothing which breaks the law.
We’ve been trying to control an outbreak of bed bugs for a few months in a room next to his, but every treatment seemed to stop working after a couple of months. After a bit of surreptitious detective work, we found the bugs’ headquarters in John’s room – in his mattress, his chair, his sofa and even his childhood teddy bear. They had stopped being discreet by only coming out at night and had gone into full on party mode as soon as they sensed a human food source nearby.
I’m not going to go into the science behind bedbugs or how to treat them as I’ve recently covered this in an article for HMO Magazine. Click on the link and the next issue is out soon.
John was devastated and genuinely had no idea he was their host. Continue reading